Soup made from peas – and other crap probably; who cares? Includes a token amount of whatever bread we’ve got laying around (possibly microwaved to make it seem fresh)
Bread with stinky yellow shit on it IN THE SHAPE OF A GAELIC FOOTBALL!
Shove it in your gob or our chef will surely sob
Nightwatered Chicken Superb
Nightwatered and oven-baked chicken breast strips, topped with seasonal vomit.
Toast covered in garlic and abuse
Golden flakes of Cornwall, with a side-jug of full fat milk and a dollop of quadruple-clotted cream
Flan with cream and strawberries and a candle that never goes out
A jolly lovely cake with cream and shit
Cornwall Flake Cake
Golden flakes of Cornwall covered in the cheapest of the cheap chocolate from Lidl or Aldi
last updated 06/Jul/2019